Welcome to the government phone line simulator, we will take you on crazy adventures throught the mystical world of the governments call centre's
So grab your morning brew and hold onto your britches, this un's going to be a long one!
Please Select your adventure (by entering the number and hitting enter)
you can see me
RC Comp BIOS V0.1 - Copyrighted 18/08/1987
Totally a real computer??
Boot time: 26-09-2021 15:59:13
Processor: .Intel 486
Memory Tested: 0 MB
Primary Master : .Generico 2 MB SCSI HDD
Primary Slave : .Cheapo CD Reader 1x speed
Error Code: 30221232213345 - An unknown error has occurred, this could be because something happened, but its most probably something Ryan programmed into this simulator because he wanted a fancy random useless button press
Consider it an easter egg! there we go, now if you want to continue playing the game you'll have to refresh the page, wha haaay!