Welcome to the government phone line simulator, we will take you on crazy adventures throught the mystical world of the governments call centre's

So grab your morning brew and hold onto your britches, this un's going to be a long one!

Please Select your adventure (by entering the number and hitting enter)

  1. The Job centre Plus
  2. HMRC's Tax line (not included in this shareware copy, select for ordering info!)
  3. Exit

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